The times I fell down around Trevor and Josh are too numerous to count...

Okay Taps, sorry, this should have been the first one....
Okay, so obviously I fall all the time....but probably never made more of a fool out of myself then when I was around Trevor and Josh. Probably because they never stopped picking on me, so there were always obstacles in my way/near me/on me....
Anyway, one particular night as we were leaving the U, we entered the parking garage on the second floor (how..i don't know) which is fine except that we parked on the first floor. So sporty Trevor and Josh jump the 3 foot concrete divider which is topped by a half foot of chain linked fence and walk away. Knowing my stability problems... I try and refuse. But Trevor and Josh don't care and keep walking. I didn't want to get left behind so I stand on the half wall and attempt to step over the chain link fence. By this point, my pants are slightly slipping off my hips and oh...did I mention I'm wearing clogs......I know in my head there is no way this is going to end happily. And of course, it doesn't. Jump down quickly, my head way out infront of the rest of my body, so I start running to try and catch my feet up to my head. All that's left to say is BAMBI on ice. That's probably what it looked like. I fell...on the parking garage floor, splat. Hands bleeding, covered head to toe in blackness and dirt. Bleeding and dirty. Trevor and Josh almost made it all the way home before they lost it in the car and started laughing. Thanks boys.

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Okay so Katie told me I could write a book about all my awkward moments in life, but since I've never been good at writing...I'm blogging (ugh, that word makes me cringe) them instead. For all of you I don't talk to nearly enough ....here is my life in a few words to make you feel better about yours. Mind you ....all these events are sans alcohol...I'm really just this stupid and clumsy all on my own :)

I don't really know where to start because I have been living in a hole for the last few weeks since school started again....I did however step on my own skirt the other day when I stood up...which of course pulled it off...not all the way mind you but really?! who does that? me apparently...I don't need anyone to de-pants me (or de-skirt me) give me five minutes and I'll do it myself.
Also, here is an all time fav. Have you ever tripped walking UP the stairs? I'm pretty sure we all have....but it aways makes it worse when your backpack comes over your shoulders/over your head...pulling up your shirt, causing a traffic jam on the stairs. People around you are side stepping over you thinking "i thought the special ed classes were in the other building". There is just no recovering your cool after stuff like that happens. nope....and when you laugh at yourself by yourself...people really start to wonder. This is why I believe (always have/always will) its better to fall down with friends. (especially when those friends just laugh and take pictures while you lay in the middle of the street with oncoming traffic...you know who you are...)